A Speedbump Press FEATURED BOOK! BACK "Adult ABCs Plus Sins: 7 Deadly and 7 Not Quite So Deadly" written and illustrated by Elizabeth McBride Smith Meet the author In Stock

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And now for something completely different! Humor for adults--because kids just won't get it. Each poem is hand-crafted alliteration, with thumping rhymes for accent. Critics are praising it. Local readers describe how it has changed their lives. You can't beat it for Christmas or birthdays or for yourself. Click on one of the links below to view a SAMPLE POEM: Poem for Highspeed connections Same poem for slow speed connections Read the back cover: ”In her new alphabet book, Smith has proven once again,‘If it ain't a poem, it ain't a pleasure.’ ” —her publisher “Ms. Smith's really done it.” —Everyone who said she couldn't “The clever drawings are a plus.” —Everyone who said she shouldn't “A bedside book that will insure a good sleep.” —Mattress World Inc. “The long-awaited adult alphabet book. ” —California Adult Ed. Website created by QuanArtWorks, Salinas, California